What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 15:56

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Why are white women so hard to date?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.